Showing posts with label John McCain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John McCain. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

McCain DHL issue could cut 10,000 jobs in Ohio


Barack Obama's presidential campaign claimed that the general election had reached a critical turning point this past week after it was revealed that John McCain and his campaign manager had helped facilitate a merger that could result in the loss of thousands of jobs in Ohio.

On a conference call with reporters, Obama's campaign manager David Plouffe said news of McCain and Rick Davis' involvement in the DHL deal was "the most important development of the entire campaign this week" and would convince voters in the critical swing state that the Arizona Republican was far from his maverick image.

"He was there a month ago in this community and was asked a question about this DHL issue and did not say one word about his role in this or the role of his campaign manager. That is the furthest thing from straight talk that we can imagine," said Plouffe. "John McCain can become an emblem for people about what is wrong with Washington. He released an ad this week about how Washington is broken and how he will strive to fix it. He didn't mention that he has been enmeshed in a broken Washington culture for 26 years or that his campaign is run by the most powerful, now former lobbyist in Washington."

Prior to the press conference the Obama campaign released a harsh new radio ad blasting McCain for his role in helping "foreign-owned DHL buy a U.S. company and gain control over the jobs that are now on the chopping block in Ohio."

On Thursday, the Republican presidential candidate called on the Justice Department to launch an investigation into DHL's plans to puts its packages aboard the planes of a rival, United Parcel Service. If that deal is to go through (with UPS flying its cargo out of Louisville, Kentucky) DHL's shipping hub in Wilmington, Ohio would be effectively closed, eliminating up to 10,000 jobs.

On the conference call, Plouffe was forthcoming about the political advantages that he believed the revelation presented.

"He has spent several days now dogged with questions about this," said the campaign manager. "His appearances in Ohio were completely overshadowed by this. And by November 4 in the Cincinnati and Dayton markets this is something that is going to be known by every voter in this area."

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The Tire-Gauge Solution


By Michael Grunwald

How out of touch is Barack Obama? He's so out of touch that he suggested that if all Americans inflated their tires properly and took their cars for regular tune-ups, they could save as much oil as new offshore drilling would produce. Gleeful Republicans have made this their daily talking point; Rush Limbaugh is having a field day; and the Republican National Committee is sending tire gauges labeled "Barack Obama's Energy Plan" to Washington reporters.


But who's really out of touch? The Bush Administration estimates that expanded offshore drilling could increase oil production by 200,000 bbl. per day by 2030. We use about 20 million bbl. per day, so that would meet about 1% of our demand two decades from now. Meanwhile, efficiency experts say that keeping tires inflated can improve gas mileage 3%, and regular maintenance can add another 4%. Many drivers already follow their advice, but if everyone did, we could immediately reduce demand several percentage points. In other words: Obama is right.


In fact, Obama's actual energy plan is much more than a tire gauge. But that's not what's so pernicious about the tire-gauge attacks. Politics ain't beanbag, and Obama has defended himself against worse smears. The real problem with the attacks on his tire-gauge plan is that efforts to improve conservation and efficiency happen to be the best approaches to dealing with the energy crisis — the cheapest, cleanest, quickest and easiest ways to ease our addiction to oil, reduce our pain at the pump and address global warming. It's a pretty simple concept: if our use of fossil fuels is increasing our reliance on Middle Eastern dictators while destroying the planet, maybe we ought to use less.


The RNC is trying to make the tire gauge a symbol of unseriousness, as if only the fatuous believed we could reduce our dependence on foreign oil without doing the bidding of Big Oil. But the tire gauge is really a symbol of a very serious piece of good news: we can use significantly less energy without significantly changing our lifestyle. The energy guru Amory Lovins has shown that investment in "nega-watts" — reduced electricity use through efficiency improvements — is much more cost-effective than investment in new megawatts, and the same is clearly true of nega-barrels. It might not fit the worldviews of right-wingers who deny the existence of global warming and insist that reducing emissions would destroy our economy, or of left-wing Earth-firsters who insist that maintaining our creature comforts would destroy the world, but there's a lot of simple things we can do on the demand side before we start rushing to ratchet up supply.


We can use those twisty carbon fluorescent lightbulbs. We can unplug our televisions, computers and phone chargers when we're not using them. We can seal our windows, install more insulation and adjust our thermostats so that we waste less heat and air-conditioning. We can use more-efficient appliances, build more-efficient homes and drive more-efficient cars, preferably with government assistance. And, yes, we can inflate our tires and tune our engines, as Republican governors Arnold Schwarzenegger of California and Charlie Crist of Florida have urged, apparently without consulting the RNC. While we're at it, we can cut down on idling, which can improve fuel economy another 5%, and cut down on speeding and unnecessary acceleration, which can increase mileage as much as 20%.
And that's just the low-hanging fruit. There are other ways to reduce demand for oil — more public transportation, more carpooling, more telecommuting, more recycling, less exurban sprawl, fewer unnecessary car trips, buying less stuff and eating less meat — that would require at least some lifestyle changes. But things like tire gauges can reduce gas bills and carbon emissions now, with little pain and at little cost and without the ecological problems and oil-addiction problems associated with offshore drilling. These are the proverbial win-win-win solutions, reducing the pain of $100 trips to the gas station by reducing trips to the gas station. And Americans are already starting to adopt them, ditching SUVs, buying hybrids, reducing overall gas consumption. It's hard to see why anyone who isn't affiliated with the oil industry would object to them.


Of course, in recent years, the Republican Party has been affiliated with the oil industry. It was the oilman Dick Cheney who dismissed conservation as a mere sign of "personal virtue," not a basis for energy policy. It was the oilman George W. Bush who resisted efforts to regulate carbon emissions. And most congressional Republicans have been even more reliable water carriers for the industry's interests.


John McCain has been a notable exception. He is not an oilman; he has pushed to regulate carbon emissions; and he opposed Bush's pork-stuffed energy bill, which Obama supported. He also opposed efforts to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and until recently opposed new offshore drilling. But now that gas prices have spiked, McCain is running for President on a drill-first platform, and polls suggest that most Americans agree with him. It's sad to see his campaign adopting the politics of the tire gauge, promoting the fallacy that Americans are powerless to address their own energy problems. Because the truth is: Yes, we can. We already are.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

The Only Thing That Sucks More Than Your Face is Your Politics

Politicians are an extremely ugly group. Perhaps from the years of working long hours, perhaps selling one's soul takes a physical toll. Regardless of the reason, professional politics is a job for ugly people like stereotypical dumb hot blonde Hollywood roles are for dumb hot blondes. But as this year's of crop of failed and current presidential candidates shows, their crappy politics suck even more than their saggy faces. Let's examine some cases.

Ron Paul:

On foriegn policy matters, Ron Paul either is monumentally ignorant on history, or he thinks he is campaigning in the 1930s. Isolationism? We tried that before dummy, it didn't work out so well. Trying to pretend that other countries don't exist works as well as closing your eyes and thinking other people can't see you because you can't see them. America will not become invisible by ignoring the rest of the world. The last time we tried this, the rest of the world thanked us with Pearl Harbor. And we will have similar results if we try it again.

Barak Obama:

What are Obama's political views? Who the heck knows? The one thing he does want to make clear to me, you and everyone else is that he is not a Washington insider. What Mr. Outsider consistently fails to mention is that he is an insider in the Illinois political machine which ranks right below Zimbabwe in terms of corruption.

The most corrupt governments in the world:

1. Zimbabwe
2. Illinois state government
3. China
4. Cuba
5. Every shit eating country in the Middle East

Congrats dirt bag, you are even more skilled at participating in corrupt politics than the rest of the Washington crowd. An Illinois insider bragging that they are a Washington outsider is like a PETA member bragging that they don't eat animals but do eat people. Fortunately there is a cure for Illinois politicians. They cower before guys named Fitzgerald like vampires before a cross.

Dennis Kucinich:

A picture is worth a thousand words.


John McCain:

He thinks that teaching Creationism "Science" should be decided by individual school districts. Great idea, why not let every district make up its own mind on the definition of all words? Creationism is not a science. It cannot be observed and tested, which real scientific theories can be. Perhaps he also thinks that schools should teach that Noah's Arc is the reason some animals exist and others are extinct (they drowned). Why not teach the Book of Genesis along side astronomical observations to explain how the universe came to be? A background of microwave radiation that shows traces of the Big Bang? That was on the first day. Try keeping real science in the science classes and stories of faith in theology classes douche bag.

Mike Huckabee:

Not to be outdone by McCain's pandering to Christian conservatives Huckabee takes it a step farther and is one of the people McCain panders to. He spends his free time disbelieving in evolution and spends his work time advocating putting the 10 Commandments up in schools. Seeing as how these guys want to use the class room to promote their politics and religious views, I have a proposal, instead of using numbers to teach math, we can use politics. For example:

Astronomy + dinosaur bones / evolution = Creationists are a bunch of idiots

Mitt Romney:

It isn't actually possible to agree or disagree with Romney on anything because he agrees with every position under the sun. It just depends on who he is trying to please at the moment. He flip flops so much that he is actually more like John Kerry than John Kerry is. Once he was changing positions so rapidly that Teresa Heinz Kerry got confused and tried to make out with him and Kerry's kids have mistakenly given Romney Christmas presents instead of their dad three different years.

Hillary Clinton:

It turns out my original premise, that politician's views are even uglier than their faces is wrong. Despite having never been right about anything in her entire life, Clinton's face is still uglier than her views. She is so ugly that her ugliness f***s up the space-time continuum. Historians have recently discovered that her ugliness inspired the ancient Greek myth of Medusa Gorgon, thousands of years before she was born. Try to tell the difference between these pictures:






















That is right, it isn't possible. Not from face shots only anyway. The only known possible difference is that the Greek myth never specifically mentions Medusa having cankles. As is well known, cankles are the ugliest possible trait a woman can have, therefore Clinton beats Medusa for the title of Ugliest Woman Ever.

Monday, October 15, 2007

This might sound odd but The MOST Electable Republican is...

John McCain











Think about it, He has a good record in the Senate, is liked by Independents and does not alienate the Republican Party as much as Giuliani or Romney. He can win swing states such as Wisconsin, New Hampshire and Oregon. The problem for McCain when it comes to the general election is the Iraq war.

polls have recently shown an improvement for John McCain.

Hillary Clinton: 44%
John McCain: 43%

Hillary Clinton: 47%
Mitt Romney: 41%

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